The Paper Ninja

I hope this doesn't happen to us

2006-06-22T20:48:00.000-07:00

Funny

Take this quiz, Guido...

2006-05-16T12:43:00.000-07:00

Sorry I haven't posted in a while - so here's a quiz to make up for it...

Take My Quiz
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QuizYourFriends.com!

This might be the coolest thing ever

2006-03-31T10:28:00.000-08:00

Read this story. I found it on snopes

The Gauntlet

2006-03-21T17:12:00.000-08:00

As you have noticed me and Mark have been trash talking each other about a video game competition. Well, we had the competition, and I dubbed it "The Gauntlet". Here is how it went.
It was me, Mark and Chris (he wanted to play too!). Mark (trying to be sneeky) decided we were going to play the Miss Pacman Tv game. We played 3 games, Miss Pacman, Pole Position and Galaga. The first was Miss Pacman. I went first and did horrible (mostly 'cause I never was very good at it),then Mark and he did OK, but Chris swamped us both.

Standings Tim 0
Mark 0
Chris 1

Next was Pole Position
Once again I went first I did much better, then Mark who did very well, then Chris who messed up. (please take note of the fact that later that evening I beat mark's score by 10,000 points)

Standings Tim 0
Mark 1
Chris 1

At the finally, Galaga, I thought I was done for, but I rose to the occasion and I got the new high score and destroyed chris and mark. They didn't stand a chance

Final Standings Tim 1
Mark 1
Chris 1

So it ended in a tie but Mark has already challenged me to a game of donkey konga

To be continued...

A Haiku

Mark will lose next time
He cannot compete with my awesome power
Donkey Konga is my game

Whats Wrong?

2006-03-11T17:07:00.000-08:00

What's wrong Mark you haven't called me or e-mailed me yet. Are you Lazy or are you just scared? I'm ready any time

Mark I will take you down

2006-03-02T15:01:00.000-08:00

Mark, though you say I've been "Dodging" you're challenges, I say before these witnesses (all 3 people would read my blog) that you name the time, place and game and I will take you down. Do you accept, or are you gonna wuss out like you did with my last challenge?

Things that taste like other things

2006-02-28T12:05:00.000-08:00

Here are a few recipes you will never use.

Thin mint Girl Scout cookies

Ingredients:
1 Oreo
Plain mint toothpaste
A toothbrush

Directions:
Have an Oreo then brush your teeth

It works

Peanut butter samwhich Girl Scout cookies (!!Warning may contain peanuts!!)

Ingredients:
1 Graham cracker (halved)
Peanut butter

Directions:
Spread peanut butter on one half of the graham and put the other half on top

Tastes great

A liquid form of the bubble gum flavored toothpaste that you get at the dentist

Ingredients:
3 parts Moutain Dew
2 parts Minute Maid Orangeade
1 part Root beer

Directions:
mix together. Serve chilled

Guarenteed to bring back horrible dentist memorys

Unsweetened peanut butter(Still in testing)

Ingredients:
1 Oyster cracker
a bit of lettuce

Directions:
Eat them together in your mouth

All these recipes and more will be featured in my book
Half the Work Roughly the Same Effect: The Corner cutters guide to Sucess

Your friend Tim

2006-02-15T19:44:00.000-08:00

I want to post something but I can't think of anything so post an Idea in the comment box and I'll post about.OK?

My Nintendo DS

2006-02-01T19:42:00.000-08:00

If you don't know I recently purchased a Nintendo DS The greatest hand held video game system (next to the original gameboy, of course) ever created (Yes even better than a PSP). Why you ask, 'cause its got two screens AND the bottom one is a touch screen, how cool is that. Now you may think I'm a total Geek, which I agree with, but really I don't care if you do.

Your Friend Tim

time for another post

2006-01-19T20:12:00.000-08:00

Well i haven't posted with the same frequency as I used to, but maybe that's a good thing. Hmm what to talk about..... hmm...... I got it wait.. no.. I lost it.... hmm....... lifes been good... and I've been having fun playing DDRMM... thats about it it... Good bye

your friend Tim

Music is evil!

2006-01-08T19:15:00.000-08:00

Just kidding! But I found this guys webpage that lets you hear some songs clips backwards saying there are secret messages. some are real, but most don't even make sense. Enjoy!

"If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?

A Post

2006-01-06T14:43:00.000-08:00

Wow its been a long time since I posted.
I got an Ipod which I'm very happy about/
but now for the real post. I saw this on snopes and I thought it was awsome, though you have probably already seen this on my brother's blog but if you havn't. Elmo

Qoute of the day from Grounded for life

"I can't do it my cousin is staying over at my place"
"Who?"
"You wouldn't know him"
"I'M YOUR BROTHER!"

A good Book

2005-11-16T11:25:00.000-08:00

Some of the books I read for school I don't like. There was one about to girls in australia and Im not even sure what there names were let alone what the book was about, but some times I get a book I really like and Im going to tell you about one of them. It's called What if Jesus Had Never Been Born? it's written by D. James Kennedy and Jerry Newcombe. It talks about all the things christianity and christians have done for the world and how different the world would be if Jesus had never been born. its a very good book I would recommend reading it.

Why?

2005-11-14T18:36:00.000-08:00

So I, as usual, Im hungry so I think "what shall I have" so I think "Popcorn!". So I get the package and before I put it in the microwave I think "how long do I put it in?" so I look at the package looking for so sort of time and something catches my eye, the package says do not use microwave popcorn button, and I thought about it and every popcorn package I've seen says that. So now I come to my point if there isn't a brand of popcorn thinks the button that says popcorn on the microwave works why put that button on the micro wave. It boggles my mind! Now you may think that was stupid, but its important to me and that should be good enough for you.

Pix

2005-11-14T14:57:00.000-08:00

Relient K

"I don't know, we're a clean family"

Chapstick and chapped lips and things like chemistry

2005-11-13T17:39:00.000-08:00

Sorry that I Haven't Updated in a while! I'll really try to update more.
I went to the Relient K concert on friday day and it was awesome!
The opening act was some band called Go Betty GO and they weren't very good (Kind of reminded me of Ashlee Simpson. YUCK!) Rufio and MXPX were ok, But Relient K was awesome they played tons of there songs and the Full House Theme and I thought that was funny.
I'll get pix later (right now katie is useing my camera)
By the way Katie's shapespeare teacher is a moron and don't put to much confidence in bloomington police department.

sorry!

2005-08-08T13:08:00.000-07:00

Sorry I havn't posted for a while I've been gone all week at camp.
but now that im back i'll resume posting.
but as long as your here do my poll. So far only 2 people have
till we meet again
Sianara

I'm back!

2005-07-17T19:13:00.000-07:00

hey everbody! Sorry I have not posted in a while. but now I'll try to post more now and maybe just maybe someone might just read.well good bye

hmm

2005-06-13T19:34:00.000-07:00

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How scary are you?

Im nice men
-Han Solo-

2005-06-08T20:23:00.000-07:00

You Know You're From Minnesota When...

The weather is usually 80% of your conversation.

When you say "down south" you're referring to Iowa.

You call highways "freeways."

Snow tires came standard on your car.

You've never taken public transportation.

75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota.

"Perkins" was the only hangout option in high school.

You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about.

You can list all the "-dales."

People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them.

In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh.

You could pinpoint exactly where each scene in the movie "Untamed Heart" was filmed.

You hate the movie "Fargo" but realize you and your entire family have that same accent.

You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota.

You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it.

You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas.

You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly.

You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas.

Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car.

The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks.

You're a loyal Target shopper.

You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before.

You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle.

You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees outside in March, but you bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60.

You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow.

You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one.

Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one.

You know that Lake Wobegon isn't real and you know who made it up, where they live, and exactly what you want to do about it.

You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.

You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal.

You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months.

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February.

You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat.

You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course.

You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.

Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival."

The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer.

You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast.

You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore."

You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY"

You know what and where "Dinkytown" is.

When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans.

You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy."

You believe that the Vikings would have won four Super Bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium.

You are convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave.

Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.

You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert.

You think that ketchup is a little too spicy.

Your gas station thinks "full service" means filling your gas tank, washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the customers.

You (or your parents) voted for Mondale.

You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown.

You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul.

You can honestly claim Germanic / Scandinavian ancestors, and have been known to say "ya" instead of "yes"

Upon seeing an ocean for the first time, you say, "Hey! That looks like Lake Superior!"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Minnesota.

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Wow!

2005-06-08T20:10:00.000-07:00

You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.

Goofy

63%

Pinocchio

38%

Sleeping Beauty

31%

Ariel

25%

The Beast

25%

Peter Pan

25%

Donald Duck

19%

Cruella De Ville

Snow White

Cinderella

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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Doughnut Day is Today!

2005-06-03T13:37:00.000-07:00

Doughnut day!

Do you have what it takes...

2005-06-02T15:42:00.000-07:00

...To be on my links?
so if you want to be on my links either post a comment, or tell me with my chatterbox.
none of my xanga links work right now. I'll try to fix them.

P.S. Doughnut day is tomorrow!

June Third is Doughnut day

2005-06-01T19:58:00.000-07:00

Yaaaaaaaaah!
Every bodys favorite holiday is coming. No not Christmas, no not Halloween, and no not my Birthday. Its Doughnut day and its just a mere 2 days away. yes when the children wake up on doughnut day, run to the doughnut day shrub, and see the assortment of doughnuts, you can just see the joy in there eyes and the Warmth in there hearts, yes everybody loves doughnut day! just like the link says on Doughnut day participating krispy kremes will a customer a free doughnut of there choice.
I don't know about you but I want a free doughnut.

Until next time
Merry doughnut day to all and to all a merry doughtnut day

Star wars

2005-06-01T12:17:00.000-07:00

I thought I might do a review type thing of Stars Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith so here I go my top 5 favorite things about episode 3. Enjoy

5.General Grievous (even though hes a wuss)

4.The cool creature Obi-wan rides

3.R2D2 is awesome!

2.The lightsaber battles are awesome

1.Its the coolest star wars EVER!

So there it is the short version of my list of favorite things about episode 3.

Katie's Dream : As adapted by me

2005-05-30T20:23:00.000-07:00

Here's a dream Katie had and told me about but won't post about - so I will. Here I go!

Begin dream sequence...
Katie walks into the Library. While shes's there a friend of hers and some pervert are looking for her "file" (by "file" I mean like your permanent records which for some reason are at the library). Katie doesn't like it. Finally they find her address but it's one digit off but they don't know that. So they ask Katie, "Is this your address?" So Katie says, "Yes, it is." Then they ask, "Whats your address?" So Katie tells them the wrong one. Then they say, "Yes now we know were you live!" So Katie's angry. Just in the nick of time, none other than SUE GROEN! steps out from the corner and says, "You don't have to take this anymore!" and "Get them Katie!". So Katie jumps on one of them and starts hitting him - eventually he's on the ground in pain. Katie's mom comes, and Katie, not sure if she did the right thing, thinks she might be in trouble. Sue Groen explains to mom what happened and that Katie did what she had too.
...end dream sequence.

I thought that was funny

Lime Coke

2005-05-06T13:23:00.000-07:00

The newest coke Coke with lime is really good. I would recomend trying some, even though I still like Vannila coke more Coke with lime is still one of my favorite Cokes.

By the way here's a quiz on How well do you know me?">

HELLO!!

2005-04-30T17:07:00.000-07:00

is anyone reading my blog? If you are give me some feedback!

Blog

2005-04-30T12:17:00.000-07:00

I put some new stuff on my blog like a chatter box and links. So Enjoy!

Feeding

2005-04-29T12:52:00.000-07:00

I recently went with my youth group to a place called Feed my Starving Children. Were we made bags of food for people in other countrys. Feed my Starving Children is run on donations and mostly volenteers(Is that how you spell it). For every dollar donated $0.92 is for the food. each bag costs about a dollar to make. besides having fun we made 750 bags with 6 meals in each. So we fed 4500 people for 1 meal or 1500 people for 1 day or 500 people for 3 days or 250 people for 6 days or 125 people for 12 days or 62 1/2 people for 24 days etc.
So so I would highly recomend helping there. click here to go to there website.

A Day in the Life of Tim'eh

2005-03-10T20:23:00.000-08:00

In the morning I tend to wake up around 6:30-7. Then I fall asleep again. But then I wake up around 8:30....but alas, I fall asleep once again. Finally I wak up at 9. I get up, get dressed, and go to my living room. From there I start school. At about noon I have lunch, and then I do some more school. I finish around 2 o'clock. I then watch some TV until..psh..6. Have dinner, and then engage in all the evenings festivities. As soon as I am done with those fabulous "evening activities", I do things such as, take a shower..brush my teeth..and get ready for beddy..I mean bed. I get into bed, turn on the boob-tube..ahem..televizzle..sorry, my bad..television. Watch my favorite favorite stories (Tim'eh's gotta watch his stories!) Then, I try and go to sleep, but I usually can't, so I watch mroe TV. And that is why I cannot wake up at 6:30 the next morning.

Dang'd TV!

Journal

2005-01-28T19:04:00.000-08:00

This is the first (and only) entry in a journal I made a long time ago spellings and all:

Dear Journul....
Sports day is in
summer. I really
hat Chris. But
I love Dad an-
d Mom and Jes-
us. I lik doing
craftse. I went
to my dads office
today.And Im
going to go to chur-
ch. Well thats
all bye
Timmy

Thats REALLY what I wrote!

Secret message

2004-12-20T19:17:00.000-08:00

happy holiday days everyone
and i think i can speak for everybody in my family beth,katie,chris,NIKKI,linda, and terry when i say that
i hope your ENGAGED in many fun holiday activities.
Don't forget TO MARK your calender for december 25.
-tim-

Seasonal Felicity Proffer

2004-12-19T15:11:00.000-08:00

"Seasonal Felicity Proffer" {revocable}

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular practices at all....and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, ((not to imply that "America" in necessarily greater then any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere)), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

((By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alterations to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.))

-Your Attorney

My First Post

2004-12-17T09:04:00.000-08:00

This is my first post isn't it exciting. I don't know what to post, but who cares? nobodys going to come here anyway. I geuss i'm just not very funny or interesting. I wonder why people (besides ones i'm related too) barely ever came to my xanga? its probobly because i barely posted anything. To bad for me. I hope people come to my blog though.

Thanks for your support...you.

-tim'eh